Subject: Ode to Mindless Matrimonials (was Re: Matrimonial: Male seeking Female: 28 yrs 5ft 10') From: Anurag Acharya Date: 1997/01/01 Message-Id: Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian,alt.culture.us.asian-indian muraligm@hotmail.com writes: > I am a Canadian resident, 28 years, 5ft 10 inches, Male, > presently working in USA working in the area of Oracle > financials, on H1.B, seeking a life partner. Looking for > a Hindu indian girl, preferably, a software professional > or a medical doctor in North America or India > > please leave a email mesg: muraligm@hotmail.com Matrimonials are fun to read This I must confess. How people describe themselves In fifty words or less. What they think is the best in them Is quite so hard to predict. What they think of the opposite sex As they ponder over the edict. If one said He had a hot little bod, I would understand. If one said He was bodaciously hot Or smartest in the land. If one said He had a kinder soul, And he could feel the pain. Or maybe he Could tell some jokes To make her laugh again. Oracle and H1B are Pretty poor wooing. Mention of the landedness Deserves a bit of booing. Come my men, buck theeself up. Pray, avoid being pathetic. Bare not thy soul in this way Consider a strong emetic. anurag