Blonde Jokes


Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac,
and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!


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