Coca-Cola Alien Commercial

" Alright , everybody , listen up ! Another member of our crew has been eaten. There's an alien on board of this ship and he's one of us !... I'm going to ask a question to which only an Earth-thing would know the answer."
" But , captain , we're from all over the world ! We will not all know the answer ... "
" Right , captain ... "
" That's right captain ... "
" If you're from Earth you'll know. Write down the name of the world's most popular ... softdrink ! "
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" Aaaargh ! "
" Don't move ! "
" Aaargh ! COKE ! COCA COLA ! COKE ! COCA COLA ! I knew it ! I know ! You know , I mean it flew out of my mind ! I had a little break-down, that's all ! I'm over 40 , you don't know because you're young yet. You don't know that happens to you. The other day I forgot my wife's name - Mildred , then I look around for my car keys a half hour - they're in my hand ! It never happened to you , huh ? ..."
" Captain , sorry about eating Henderson ... "

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