Sadistic Jokes
A young mother had just given birth to a new born baby, the nurse was just congratulating her, when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand.
The mother looked startled. The doctor then said
" Here catch, "
And promptly tossed the baby to the mother, but it landed on the window ledge and fell out the window. The lady shrieked and said,
" You bastard, you've killed my baby,"
The doctor replied,
" April Fool, it was dead already"
What is brown and taps on the window?
A baby in a microwave.
What is red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing razor blades.
What is green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later!
Q: What's red and spits ?
A: A baby in a frying pan.
Q: What's black and taps on glass ?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: What crawls along corridors, but can't go through doors ?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.
Q: What is red and silver and walks into walls ?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
"Mommy, can I have a cookie please?"
"Yes Peter. They're in the jar. Just take one."
"But Mommy, you know I don't have any arms..."
"No arms - no cookies ..."
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